Patrick Ewing: Gets passed over for the Magic coaching job by Jacques Vaughn, then gets offered a D-League coaching contract with the Knicks (which he turned down) and then sees his former team hire his personal rival Hakeem Olajuwon to privately coach the front line.

New York Knicks: The Knicks are having a great few weeks. Not only are they dissing Ewing, but apparently Isiah Thomas is coming back. Bad for the Knicks = good for future Stiff Lists!

The NHL: Looks like the NHL is heading for its THIRD work stoppage in 20 years. Inexcusable for a league that was finally recovering from missing the entire 2004-05 season.

Dwight Howard: If Dwight really wanted “everyone to love me” than why did he drag Magic fans through the mud for almost two years?

LeBron X: “The King’s” new shoe will retail for $270 if purchased in a Sports Kit. $270 for a shoe?!