Observations from "Nuggets Bowling Ball"...
Yours truly crashed the Nuggets Bowling Ball charity event at Lucky Strike last night and got to see the players and coaches in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere. But my first question upon arrival was: why the @#$% didn't Denver Stiffs know about this event?!
Yesterday afternoon, a friend called me and said he had a ticket for me to attend a "private event" with the team. It turns out, the event was the Nuggets Bowling Ball; an annual event that raises money for youth programs throughout Colorado. When I got to Lucky Strike I immediately reached out to a number of people within the Nuggets organization and PR team and asked: "How come Denver Stiffs isn't being notified about these events? We're the most read Nuggets blog by far, representing thousands upon thousands of Nuggets readers and yet we didn't know about this?!" One person with the team countered: "You need to read the website."
Come on.
This is a continuation of the frustration I've had with the organization in regards to getting notified about events, getting on the Nuggets press release list and getting Nate and I credentials. It's absurd. The Nuggets remain one of the more under-covered teams in the NBA (last time I checked we only have one major newspaper in this city), and yet they're being stingy about credentials for a site that has demonstrated not just an enormous and passionate readership, but knows how to appropriately interact with coaches, management and players. I'll be sending yet another cordial email today outlining these frustrations, and will probably have to get the powers-that-be at SB Nation involved, too. Credentials may be a tall order, but getting notified for charity events should be a no-brainer.
Ok. My rant is over.
About the event...
Not surprisingly, the event seemed to be about half-full attendance-wise from where the Nuggets probably wanted it to be (this is what happens when no one knows about your events). I'm sure they'll spin it as a big success, but growing up in a family that was involved in the night club and events business, I know a sparsely attended event when I see one. The good side of a sparsely attended event is that the players and coaches were able to relax, enjoy themselves and truly interact with the fans. From what I could tell, every player and coach on the team showed up on time and stayed fairly late...most were still there when I left. And that included Carmelo Anthony, who stood up his own charity event over the summer. In fact, Melo was solo and was actively looking for people to talk to and play pool with, which was good to see.
A lot of fans were carrying posters, photos and basketballs to be autographed, and the players graciously obliged when asked. It was different from your normal charity event because all attendees had to be at least 21 years old, so the atmosphere was more like a party than a big autograph session. What I thought was cool was I rarely saw the players clustered together in one corner, but instead saw them spread out and talking to fans one-on-one. I don't know if the players understand this or not (I'm sure some do), but these moments go a long way with the fans and build great camaraderie with the community and season ticket holders.
I'm not big on fraternizing with players while they're being bombarded for autographs by fans left and right, but whenever a player is idle, alone and nearby, I'll almost always say something. The first was Chris Andersen, to whom I introduced myself to as the guy who launched the bringbackbirdman.com petition. When the Birdman heard this, he lit up, put his hand on my shoulder and said: "Thank you so much! I really appreciated that. It definitely helped!" (In other words, when we bitch about Birdman being overpaid in two years, blame me.) When I asked where my percentage is for the contract, he laughed. I then asked how his health is, to which Birdman replied: "I'm banged up, but I'm getting through it."
I then spent some time talking to Nuggets head coach George Karl and his lawyer and close friend Bret Adams. Readers of this blog will remember that it was Adams who hosted me in Chicago and Milwaukee and set up my interview with Karl, and we've maintained a good relationship since. Adams was in town to work on Karl's extension, which is being reported to be "closer" to getting resolved. But from what I could tell last night, nothing is final yet. Karl and I talked a bit, but he was constantly being asked for photos and autographs from fans. Every fan that approached Karl thanked him for the job he's doing, and Karl took the time to talk to each one.
While we were hanging out, Nuggets rookie Ty Lawson (pictured above with me) approached and seemed to be in good spirits. Karl introduced me to Lawson, and then said something like: "be careful what you say around this guy. He's dangerous!" I told Lawson that I don't want him getting a big head over this, but that our readers are very happy with the effort he's put forth so far this season but hope he remains humble. "I'm very humble. Very hungry," Lawson replied. I then asked if he'd be playing on Sunday against the Jazz (a game I'll be attending...can't wait!) and Lawson looked at Karl and said, "ask him!" Karl retorted by saying that if Lawson starts practicing again and practicing hard, then they'll discuss it. Of course, Karl had a twinkle in his eye as he was saying this, so it's clear he's fond of the rookie. How could he not be?
I then went with Adams to the bar, which was being staffed by Nuggets players as bartenders. The bartenders (almost throughout the entire night) were Renaldo Balkman and Johan Petro, with J.R. Smith loitering behind Renaldo. (I couldn't help but comment on the irony of Renaldo being a bartender throughout the night, and everyone I told that to laughed.)
Here's my highlight of the night. We approached Renaldo and asked for two vodka sodas. Renaldo looked dumbfounded for a moment, and pulled out a bottle of Bacardi and displayed it to us. "That's not vodka, Renaldo, that's rum," I said. I then pointed to the vodka bottle and Renaldo grabbed it. "What kind of soda do you want?" Renaldo asked. "Just soda water," I replied. "Oh, you mean like 7-Up?" "No, just soda water." "7-Up?" Finally, I relented. "7-Up is fine, no problem." We drank beer the rest of the night.
My take away from this is that these events are a lot of fun and a great way for the players to interact with the fans...but the events aren't promoted properly. This would have been a great night to get a number of Stiffs readers together with Nate and myself, and I'm truly sorry we didn't know about this beforehand. Moving forward, I'll make sure we're on top of these events and get the word out.
For more photos from the event, please visit Denver Metromix.
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Andy just towering over Lawson in that picture.
Nice coverage of the event Andrew! And you are right … shame that we didn’t know about this in advance to get the word out to our fellow Stiffs.
Denver Stiffs.com: Defending the sovereignty of Nuggets Nation.
i am having a real hard time figuring out
did they have bowling shoes big enough for some of these players? considering some of the comments made on this web site maybe it was a good idea not to have the stiffs there.
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
um
i remember wanting to do this last year till i looked at the entance fee
how much?
plus its for charity right?
open your pocketbook!
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 15, 2010 1:43 PM MST up reply actions
eh
If I remember it was close to 200 bucks. I’m all for charity but thats a bit stiff in these times. I rarely(2) go to Nuggets games this year ( went to 15 games last year) cause I’ve been down on my luck with jobs n such.
Just applied at Subway
As a “sandwich artist”. Times are indeed rough.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 15, 2010 4:20 PM MST up reply actions
Apply at Panhandlers Pizza
If I remember right you live in Fort Collins (Go rams!). Pans is usually hiring right around now. Easy work, cool people
Na, I live in Denver
There are tons of potential opportunities, I just can’t seem to get anyone to call me back.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 16, 2010 5:09 PM MST up reply actions
apply at the pepsi center
they have a web site. it includes the other vendors at the arena.
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
I was gonna
But I really want to watch the games (including the Avs).
by GoldenNugget on Jan 16, 2010 5:22 PM MST up reply actions
ushers
work in the arena and tell people where to sit.
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
argus event staffing llc
they are on the pepsi center web site
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
Why does it not suprise me that JR and Balkman were behind the bar the whole night
And what the hell is soda water anyways?
It's carbonated water.
Meant to dilute strong alcoholic drinks, apparently, but I drank it once because I had a sore stomach. Well, it cured my ache, but made me puke for a day and a half.
"All by their heads, he places crowns."
by Tempestuous Binary on Jan 15, 2010 3:41 PM MST up reply actions
I know what carbonated agua is
just never heard the term “soda water”. That sounds like a pretty nasty drink though Andy. Vodka and carbonated water?
by GoldenNugget on Jan 15, 2010 4:22 PM MST up reply actions
Try it
They are good dude. Usually people order it as “vodka soda” for people who can’t stand super sugary crap in cocktails. It allows you to taste the vodka and lower carb and calories than other mixers. Ketel one and soda with a splash of lime for me please.
by runningdonut on Jan 15, 2010 5:20 PM MST up reply actions
Its really big in New Zealand
Vodka lime and soda, bourbon and soda (gross) brandy lime and soda (equally as gross). A lot of people get it with lime cordial too (which if you don’t know is like a lime version of grenadine)
kinda like Tonic Water
Soda and tonic water are both used as mixers for alcoholic drinks.
Soda water is not sweet while tonic water is.
Tonic water has quinine and sugar.
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 15, 2010 6:04 PM MST up reply actions
mmm...tonic
Which makes your basic gin & tonic the perfect drink if you happen to have malaria
by adub on Jan 15, 2010 7:42 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
That sounds aight
But to put it simply, I’m not the biggest vodka fan in the world. Kind of sounds a bit like Gin and Tonic, and that I love. I’ll give it a try here soon and tell you how I like it.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 16, 2010 5:12 PM MST up reply actions
In Europe they call it gas water. After being in Europe for a year my daughter kept trying to order gas water resulting in funny looks.
"Woohoo Denver, Yeah... All right Denver justify my love!" ...Homer Simpson
yeah
When I was on vacation in Italy one of the only things I learned to say in Italian was, “Aqua Sin Gas Prego”
water no gas, I hated drinking that shit, dunno how people can enjoy it and actually find it refreshing…. guess after a while you can get used to just about anything….
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 16, 2010 6:04 PM MST up reply actions
Damn! I was looking for something to do last night!
I would have loved to have joined. But don’t fight too hard as if to think that our site here is all high and mighty and wind up getting alienated. Credentials is one thing and getting on the in-the-know sort of distribution lists for events is another (which yes, you should totally be on). I think you should get credentials too for the record, but those might be two separate fights. And most cities of Denver’s size only have one paper… ;)
Nice recap though, I’m jealous!
Me Too
I live in the mountains, but was in Denver last night with nothing to do. Wound up watching TV in the hotel all night. That would have been an awesome event. When do you ever get the opportunity to directly interact with players like that over an extended time?
Maybe
The Stiffs could have a bowling party and invite the players. Chances of any players attending – 0%, well maybe not, I bet Bird and Balkman would think about it for a second.
I’ve only visited the official Nuggets website once this whole season, and that was to check if they posted any new wallpapers. Their website is a complete joke in regards with the information and game recaps they provide. On the other hand I must say that I come here at least twice a day on non game days. Denverstiffs.com should be on a PR distribution list IMO.
Cool Event
Thanks for sharing Andrew. Just curious, have any of the players ever heard of the blog—Denver Stiffs? I’m assuming they don’t have a lot of time to read daily entries, but had any of them heard of it before?
by CSprings_Tommy on Jan 15, 2010 12:40 PM MST reply actions
I ran into Malik Allen at Red Square in Larimer Square before the season began and gave him a Denver Stiffs business card. Pretty sure he reads this at least every other day … haha, probably not.
Denver Stiffs.com: Defending the sovereignty of Nuggets Nation.
by Nate Timmons on Jan 15, 2010 1:45 PM MST up reply actions
He should
After all, you gave him props for scoring everyone cheap tacos!
by Artimus Mangilord on Jan 15, 2010 1:57 PM MST up reply actions
Is there anything wierder
than the new “I lost 54 pounds on the Taco Bell Drive-Thru diet” commercials? The first time I saw it, I thought it was a joke and had to go back with the Tivo and watch it again. People I’ve told have refused to believe it was real – they think it’s a SNL fake commercial.
Those are indeed wierd
Just don’t try the McDonald’s plan. Doesn’t work very well.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 15, 2010 4:26 PM MST up reply actions
yeah well
You can say just about anything as long as you include the phrase, “Results not typical,” it basically is synonymous for, “We’re lying to you right now.”
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 15, 2010 3:18 PM MST reply actions
Seemed like a blast
this team seems to have good chemistry, which is the first step in building a championship contender, good to see.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Next year we'll go as a group...
And I’ll see if we can get a Denver Stiffs discount if I guarantee them a certain head count number…
Andrew Feinstein | DenverStiffs.com | denverstiffs@gmail.com
by Andrew Feinstein on Jan 15, 2010 6:18 PM MST up reply actions
That would be great
although if GK is still coach I’d fear for his life(just kidding).
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Trust me
He’s more vulnerable to choking on cough drops than he is getting attacked by a violate Stiff Mob.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 16, 2010 5:16 PM MST up reply actions
A discount for a charity event Andrew?
That’s funny. I’m guessing you didn’t mean it to be…
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Big Mickey D on Jan 15, 2010 6:59 PM MST up reply actions
I wouldn't be able to go anyways (like 8 years under the limit)
But yeah, the Nuggets need to be more open with those charity events.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
I'm up for it
I told my wife last night that a ticket for this event is what I want for my early january birthday next year.
A question on the etiquite of the event. You mentioned people getting autographs. Would it be overboard to bring an official basketball and get the whole team to sign it?
Hot damn!
To think I was downtown (actually Wash park) last night. I would’ve loved to have had a vodka/soda with some rum and 7up. Hysterical.
"But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong. This is fate" - Dexter season 4....I mean Lovie season 6.
It's too bad Kenyon wasn't behind the hookah bar.
Man, I’d love to blaze with him, Balkman, Chauncey and Melo.
Swats.
You guys think you get little coverage?
We have two major newspapers here in Melbourne and one national and hardly get anything and forget about news and highlights on the TV news.
Julian from Australia
at least
you’ve got the internet!! YAH!
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 16, 2010 6:06 PM MST up reply actions
Rupert Murdoch controls the new here
I’m guessing he does there, too?
by Artimus Mangilord on Jan 19, 2010 9:59 AM MST up reply actions
Also, no offence Andrew
I love the work you and Nate do, but you’re bloggers, not journalists, I don’t really see why the Nuggets should give you guys credentials, even with little other coverage.
Julian from Australia
J-Mac
We may be “bloggers” but other SB Nation blogs, like Blazers Edge, have credentials and can provide much better insight with their access. We want to give Nuggets Nation more coverage. We also reach a very large audience.
Denver Stiffs.com: Defending the sovereignty of Nuggets Nation.
by Nate Timmons on Jan 15, 2010 11:44 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Why did you put bloggers in quotes?
Is that the wrong thing to call you?
by SternfluffsKobe on Jan 16, 2010 9:14 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
No...that's fine.
Denver Stiffs.com: Defending the sovereignty of Nuggets Nation.
by Nate Timmons on Jan 20, 2010 1:14 PM MST up reply actions
+1
Why the hell can’t a blogger get credentialed if a writer for a paper can? If it is education standards then they can blow me because that is ridiculous. Hope you guys get em and I can’t believe how some people are so negative about other people’s life goals. What a joke on them I guess.
Because being a blogger doesn’t require an editor, fact checkers, background checks etc. etc.
Don’t get me wrong: I hope like Hell that Andrew and Nate both get credentialed because it would truly push this site over the edge (probably already there) in terms of being the very best place for Nuggets news. But that’s not the point. The point is that getting credentials is not a right and that the line between journalism and blogging is getting blurrier by the day which also means that multi-billion dollar organizations like the NBA are going to err on the side of caution in terms of anything that they don’t fully accept as ultimately beneficial for the organization or the individual teams.
Ever try to get backstage at a BIG TIME concert? Ever wonder why hot chicks have almost no problem? They have no problem for the same reason that NBA bloggers have a problem getting credentialed – everybody is worried about getting fucked…
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Big Mickey D on Jan 18, 2010 8:30 PM MST up reply actions
The times are changing. The whole point of having press coverage is to increase the popularity of the product. Nuggets should be eager to give press credetials to anyone that can help them out with publicity, which includes bloggers.
"Woohoo Denver, Yeah... All right Denver justify my love!" ...Homer Simpson
-1
Trying to whittle down the idea and origin of sports press coverage is like trying to filter the ocean! “Popularity of the product” may be a benefit of press coverage but certainly should not determine who gets access to what is basic, proprietary business information. Ultimately, the Nuggets organization needn’t grant press credentials to ANYONE if they do not want to. Press Credentials are not a protected right. Even the bloggers in NYC that just won a court battle to get credentials from the NYPD did so by arguing that the PD was the wrong governing body to be making press credential judgements NOT by arguing that “bloggers are journalists too…”
The same reason that Andrew (falsely) believes that he and Nate are responsible for any and all defamatory posts on their blog is probably the reason that the Nuggets do not want to grant them credentials – there’s no controlling possible defamation or, more importantly, the fine line between reporting facts and editorializing opinions. What if Andrew and Nate use their access to Nuggets players and personnel to write op/eds and unsubstantiated blog posts that eventually hurt the organization? Ever wonder why reporters used to tell their name and the publication they wrote for before ever asking the question? It was to make sure the person being interviewed knew that the reporter worked for a respected news reporting agency and that the information being asked for would be used in context, after fact checking and after being edited by the most respected employee of that publication.
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Big Mickey D on Jan 17, 2010 9:41 AM MST up reply actions
I didn't want to pick a fight
so I avoided what really bothers me about this argument and this topic: if you (Andrew) continue to “report” things like that Melo stayed in the locker room when he was injured rather than sit on the bench and support his teammates because he is selfish and not a team player, well then you probably aren’t going to get press credentials! Would you let me interview you in your living room for an op/ed piece on my blog (about really tall guys that dig married Russian women) if you thought that I was going to be careless or innaccurate with the information? Of course not and you’d be right not to.
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Big Mickey D on Jan 17, 2010 9:50 AM MST up reply actions
There’s an old Hollywood saying I’ve forgotten exactly how it goes but the sentiment is that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Well, guns in the lockerroom is bad publicity, but the point is that if the blog creates controversy, so what? It creates interest. Make no mistake, professional sports is a product. The worst thing that could happen to them is that they wake up one day and nobody cares. You have to have more than the games taking place to generate interest. The pro-wrestling guys figured this out a long time ago. They used to actually pay to have their programs put on TV and they were essentially commercials for the live events. They generated interest with the good guy/bad guy stuff. Real pro sports make it our town against yours. People just wont be interested without an angle, except for the hard core people who watch the sport for the sake of seeing the game played. The newspapers are going down, just ask the old RM News employees. What are the teams going to replace them with as publicity engines? They need to accept that bloggers fill the gap. We have always had freedom of the press and the press has not been reluctant to say bad things about the local sports teams. They even report it when the teams lose. So the content of the blog should not be an issue. I don’t knpow how many people regularly read this blog, but don’t you think the number would be a bit higher if AF and NT had press credentials?
You’re right to say that the Nuggets don’t have to give press credentials to anyone, but it would be very bad PR if they refused press credentials to everyone. There has to be a balance there. They give press credentials were they feel it is in their best interests to give them. I think they are short sighted in not seeing the benefit to giving credentials here.
"Woohoo Denver, Yeah... All right Denver justify my love!" ...Homer Simpson
by Thursty on Jan 17, 2010 1:54 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
You are always very thoughtful and on-point Thursty
but, again, I mostly still disagree… Freedom of the Press doesn’t apply because it actually protects content not who gets to be a journalist.
It’s not the nicest sentiment and I’m very reluctant BUT, if I were in charge of handing out press credentials for the Nuggets, it would be a fairly easy decision to withhold from bloggers and an absolute no-brainer with the firegeorgekarl.com guy. Sorry.
This site would be better if the guys had press credentials. No doubt. Doesn’t make it right or the correct business decision though.
By the by, I think it was Lucille Ball who said “I don’t care what the papers say about me as long as they spell my name right.” which eventually became the axiom that there’s no such thing as bad press in Hollywood…
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
by Big Mickey D on Jan 17, 2010 2:46 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for both of you guys
Great points from both of you and really well put. I tend to lean towards Big McD on this one….
As well read, researched, astute and thorough both Andrew and Nate are they’re still just fans and motivated by passion that drove them to write stuff down and put it on the internet.
I’m a little old fashion about what I consider legit news and press. For example: I am by no means a reporter nor a very good writer and yet if I wanted to I could start a website. Does that make it news? Or the truth?
I don’t know. I think the instant Andrew or Nate get the creds, this site will change drastically. Maybe for the better, but I imagine we, the fans, and our voice would not matter as much as it does now…kind of like posting anything on the nuggets Denver post page..there are 3-4 nuggets reporters, and I have NEVER seen them engage in a discussion with the posters there….
I don’t know. It’s a tricky issue I guess.
by SternfluffsKobe on Jan 17, 2010 3:15 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
I still think the Nuggets are a bit wary with blogs
Anyways, it’d be cool to see articles by Andrew and Nate in the Post, with no offense to Hochman or Kiszla or the other guy.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
I think I was making the same point about freedom of the press as you are stating it.
One thing I should note is that INdenver Times frequently just links to Denver Stiffs instead of providing a story. There are hundreds of registered users here. The hit count on the site is not very meaningful because it doesn’t really tell you how many different people are actually coming here. The point is though that it is reaching a lot of people and if it isn’t enough now, it will be soon. I wouldn’t be surprised if more people read this site than the online Nuggests pages at the DP.
It’s not to the Nuggets benefit to take the position that they won’t give press credentials to someone because they are afraid they will write something bad about them. The DP does write bad stuff about them. The AP does too. The Nuggets can’t take the position that they are going to use press access to control the press. Regardless of the coverage, the positives outweigh the negatives from the perspective of the Nuggets as a business.
"Woohoo Denver, Yeah... All right Denver justify my love!" ...Homer Simpson
Spectator tickets were $125
That included an open bar, free food and a once in a lifetime oppurtunity to not only interact with the Nugs but also to get autographs. Quite the steal if you ask me. The event is sponsered by Kia and you can actually win free tickets at your local Kia dealerships by taking a test drive. This is the 6th year for the event so next year do not miss out.
I have attended the past 2 years and both times have had the absolute time of my life. The only warning I would give is be careful on the drinks JR Smith makes. I must have been drinking 4/5’s Vodka and 1/5 Pineapple Juice. I guess thats what happens when the least responsible person on the team is your bartender.
Denver Stiffs drinks? That’s a Stiff Denver drink?
"Woohoo Denver, Yeah... All right Denver justify my love!" ...Homer Simpson
Lol
4/5 vodka, 1/5 pineaplle juice = a Denver Stiff! I might have to brew one up.
by GoldenNugget on Jan 16, 2010 5:20 PM MST up reply actions
It's like Arnold Palmer!
By the way, there should also be a “Mathematical Genius Drink,” consisting of 3/4 rum and 1/3 lime juice.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy." - Bobby Knight
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
wait a sec
how is JR the LEAST responsible?
he has a daughter and hasn’t had any DUI arrests,
both Melo and Balk were driving drunk.
by InboundingLobPass on Jan 16, 2010 6:09 PM MST up reply actions
Denver stiff drink
Yeah anything made by JR Smith.
Great Idea!
That’s it. Next time I’m out I’ll be ordering myself a “JR Smith.” When the bartender asks what’s in it, I’ll say 4/5 vodka, 1/5 pineapple juice. Some nights it may taste GREAT, while other nights it will be awful.
But first I’m going to start with a “Double A.” This used to be known as the “Dahnte,” but has been rebranded. Usually you have one of these to start out the night, and never order it again.
I’ll follow it up with a “Renaldo Balkman.” This would be a rum and 7Up, but you don’t drink it. You just leave it on the bar while you drink the other drinks, until you’re done for the night.
I’ll be passing on the “Birdman.” While it used to be one of our favorites, just doesn’t taste as good as it used to, despite the fact that they seem to charge more for it.
How about ordering a “George Karl?” I’ll say it has to come in one of those wide cognac kind of glasses, be cherry flavored, and have a bunch of cough drops floating in it. It makes up excuses as to why it tastes so bad, and usually will blame it on the fact that you’ve been having the other drinks, because Lord knows it’s not it’s fault.
And of course no night of drinking would be complete without ordering myself an “A.C.” No matter how good this one tastes I’ll be complaining about it.
Hey, bartender! Another round!
by MattressKing on Jan 16, 2010 4:52 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
hahahhahahaha
Inside jokes are the best. But I think Birdman is unhealthy. He’ll get back to his old ways for sure




















