Nuggets vs Jazz I: "Schedule loss"
The Good Guys
If you are viewing the pre-game version of the TPM piece and you enjoy gonzo-basketball reporting, I invite you to please join me after the game where the same link will lead you to the post-game version. In it, all of the disjointed/unsightly blanks below will be filled, complete with data/analysis.
In-game analysis will be provided for all games except for the second of B2B and/or weekend games. Data will be tracked for all 82 games, regardless of whether analysis is provided or not.
TPM™ Game 4 UTA
Nikola "Big Honey" Jokic: +25
"Showtime" Michael Porter Jr: +9
Aaron "Aar" Gordon: +21
"Brontosaurus" Monte Morris: +15
Will "Thrill" Barton: +5
PJ "Bol" Dozier: +0
"Bones" Hyland: N/A
Facundo "El Mago" Campazzo: -1
"Funcle" JaMychal Green: +0
"Uncle" Jeff Green: +4
Austin "Tributary" Rivers: -3
Zeke "The Piano Man" Nnaji: N/A
Vlatko "Mr Olympia" Cancar: N/A
Bol Bol "Baggins": N/A
"Wet" Markus Howard: N/A
Petr "French Toast" Cornelie: N/A
Jamal "The Blue Arrow" Murray: N/A
Nikola Jokic: 4 games +110
Michael Porter Jr: 4 games +33
Aaron Gordon: 4 games +44
Monte Morris: 4 games +43
Will Barton: 4 games +56
PJ Dozier: 4 games +7
Bones Hyland: 1 games +12
Facundo Campazzo: 4 games +17
JaMychal Green: 4 games -2
Jeff Green: 4 games +14
Austin Rivers: 4 games +5
Zeke Nnaji: 1 games +1
Vlatko Cancar: 0 games +0
Bol Bol: 1 games +2
Markus Howard: 1 games +0
Petr Cornelie: 1 games +0
Jamal Murray: 0 games +0
Avg. TPM™ Per Game
Nikola Jokic: +27.50
Michael Porter Jr: +8.25
Aaron Gordon: +11.00
Monte Morris: +10.75
Will Barton: +14.00
PJ Dozier: +1.75
Bones Hyland: +12.00
Facundo Campazzo: +4.25
JaMychal Green: -0.50
Jeff Green: +3.50
Austin Rivers: +1.25
Zeke Nnaji: +1.00
Vlatko Cancar: +0.00
Bol Bol: +2.00
Markus Howard: +0.00
Petr Cornelie: +0.00
Jamal Murray: +0.00
TPM™ Per-Minute Splits (2020-'21 final numbers)
*Credit DomP on the Spreadsheet.
Qtr1- The Nuggets go with their opening night starting five, consisting of Morris, Barton, MPJ, AG & the MVP. The Jazz counter with Conley, Mitchell, Bojan, O'Neale & Rudy. No in-game analysis tonight, as it's the 2nd of B2B.
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __ after one.
Nikola Jokic: +0 Michael Porter Jr: +0 Aaron Gordon: +0 Monte Morris: +0 Will Barton: +0 PJ Dozier: +0 Bones Hyland: +0 Facundo Campazzo: +0 JaMychal Green: +0 Jeff Green: +0 Austin Rivers: +0 Zeke Nnaji: +0 Vlatko Cancar: +0 Bol Bol: +0 Markus Howard: +0 Petr Cornelie: +0.00
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __ at the half.
Qtr3- The __
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __after three.
Denver is paced in TPM by __ as they __
- Denver drops to 2-2 on the year. Final score is 110-122
- Fuck Rudy Gobert but esPECially, fuck Reggie Miller.
For context pertaining to the statistical aspects of this piece, please open this link: TPM™
A brief statement with regard to this piece on whole:
As a means to avoid repeating myself I will include this descriptive diatribe in all TPM posts going forward.
Sure I like statistics; ever since I was a child collecting sports cards and later a pre-teen who ran pre-internet fantasy sports leagues on ink/paper/spreadsheet for the four major US pro-leagues, I've been fascinated by box-score stats, but I'm by no means an expert.
I created TPM, which has been around longer than RPM incidentally and unlike them, I fully disclose my non-proprietary system and I contextualize the action rather than being a boring, mysterious, predictive metric, because it does add immediate and accessible context to what we see and what the numbers indicate, which I like.
While the data is meticulously tracked and demonstrably sound, I'm a creative type, not an engineer. Algorithm is the bane of my existence in fact. I'd far rather approach life with the intrigue of expected surprise than attempt to get to the bottom of why things are the way they are. There are many engineers in my family so I totally understand that joy can be derived from finding solutions to problems, I just can't relate. It's not fun for me. THIS is for the most part, not fun for me.
Now I'm a 44-year-old man who was born during the season in which the team I love joined the NBA. I happen to have a lifetime of experience with this sport in several capacities, including playing (highly underrated within the writing community) so I understand basketball theory in a way most (by no means all) pundits do not.
I was, in this case, interested in a data-driven approach, which if I'm honest has sapped nearly all fun out of taking in games for me. I get very few days/nights off during the season. One piece requires several hours of research and data entry and all tracking/analysis is done in real time and published mere moments after each game's completion, 82 times per year.
As such, the analysis portion is about 90% (I've run the numbers) creative writing with sarcasm generally indicated through italics, non-sequitur humor and hyperbole, in an attempt to steal back some of the joy this endeavor has snatched away.
Hopefully there is a little something here for everyone but if you came just for data or are averse to colorful language, this is not the place for you. I have no way of knowing how many people even read this so I'll not be affected even remotely if you choose not to indulge. For those of you who do, I greatly appreciate your the support.
I can be found at @prmorphine on Twitter.
Also, my DIY music production and videos can be heard/seen here if you don't value your ear-balls & eye-drums.
And as always, get the jab, wear the mask, act like a good person privately and especially in public; even if you are not, and most importantly, fuck the Lakers.