Zach's Stiff List 6/1/11
Just Noticed it had been awhile, so I though I would offer my opinion on those not making the cut around the sporting world ...
1. Lakers Management: Jerry Buss, Jim Buss and Mitch Kupchak go out and hire an arguably decent head coach, but forget to tell their star player they have no plans to hire the guy he wanted. While personnel decisions should never be made to appease one player you might want to try and put your new coach in a better position to succeed in what was already a daunting situation.
2. Russell Westbrook- Westbrook decides to be the one this year who is a star caliber player and at the same time doesn't even have enough class to shake the hands of the team that soundly whipped his butt. Maybe next he'll take his talents to South Beach.
3. Jim Tressel- Note to any professional out there, if covering for guys so they can get inked up will cost you your multi-million dollar dream job...don't do it.
4. JR Smith- While this time he was only driving a scooter without a license, once again JR Smith finds himself getting into trouble in the offseason. Bad luck or bad habits?
5. Bruce Levenson & the rest of the Atlanta Thrashers owners- Not bothering to try and foster a hockey culture at all, former ownership saw their attendance records fall to the worst in the league and has been secretly trying to sell the Thrashers for a while now. Some may argue a Canadian city regaining a hockey team is a good thing, but for the five hockey fans in Atlanta, this is a sad and dark day.
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Nice list Zach, check the sidebar where I imported your list.
I agree with GHill33 that Tressel should be hire for sure. What kind of program was he running up there – he really must have had his head buried in the sand not to see all the corruption going on.
I’m pretty interested to see how Mike Brown does with the Lakers. There were quite a few folks who wanted him in Denver. Brown is trying to lure former Nuggets assistant and current Mavs assistant Tim Grgurich to L.A. and I’ll be watching to see if Brown comes after his former assistant who now works for the Nuggets in Melvin Hunt (who I really like).
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I hope he doesn't lure Melvin Hunt away
by Artimus Mangilord on Jun 1, 2011 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions
Nate, don't you mean he should be "higher" .... i don't think he's gonna be a "hire" for while.
by InboundingLobPass on Jun 1, 2011 2:13 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
pun intended lol
let's go nuggets! who u wit?
2011 Offseason Pickups: Trade Felton and Harrington
firegeorgekarl.com
Thank Nate
Tressel should be #1, I just didn’t really look at it as a ranking of 1-5 rather just five individuals who each were stiffing it up in one fashion or another.
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
The NBA will make my list if (it’s looking more like when, sadly) Miami wins the title. LeDecision by LeChump will have done more to LeRuin the game than anything in history, imo. And we’ll be looking at a very long LeOffseason.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
The NBA is seeing popularity it hasn't seen in decades
This is the first time since the Jordan era, that ratings are this high. I just don’t see how that equates to Lebron ruining the game. He was free to choose whatever team he wanted to go to, and he decided to take less money to get better teammates around him to increase his chances of winning. I’m sorry, but how is that more criminal than Mark Cuban spending tens of millions more each season than every other team, or Melo demanding a trade and sabotaging an entire season for us? It’s the system that everyone should be upset with, not Lebron. If you didn’t like what he did then you should be upset with the concept of free agency. Like that old saying goes, don’t hate the player, hate the game. Put yourself in his shoes and think about it, right now you could be (A) on the brink of a championship alongside your best friends, or (B) already on vacation in scenic Akrn, Ohio. Hmmmm, what a tough call.
Hyperboles kill.
There is no such thing as a "George Karl fan;" there are Karl apologists, and those who realize he should be fired.
http://twitter.com/#!/24kGoldenChild
by GoldenNugget on Jun 1, 2011 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes, because everyone announces their decision to abandon their hometown franchise on an hour-long special on the 4-letter network. Right?
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Ugh, I can't believe people are still hung up about that
Hyperboles kill.
There is no such thing as a "George Karl fan;" there are Karl apologists, and those who realize he should be fired.
http://twitter.com/#!/24kGoldenChild
What has changed?
It was a jackass move, and he’s done nothing to change the perception that he is a jackass.
Formerly KS and CS
by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jun 1, 2011 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions
I think James's attitude and behavior have begun to change
I noticed it after the all-star break. He toned down his act quite a lot; he became more and more conciliatory; he started answering media questions more forthrightly. I still can’t stand the guy, yet I believe he has begun to see how his actions and persona have hurt him.
One could say he’s only worried about the impact on his “brand,” and one might be right. Still…
No. More. Stickyball.
by LongWindedHank on Jun 1, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions
his headband timeline is also getting attention lol
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/05/27/the-lebron-james-headband-timeline/
sorry if already posted in another thread.
let's go nuggets! who u wit?
2011 Offseason Pickups: Trade Felton and Harrington
firegeorgekarl.com
weird
Does he really wear it all the time now as like it shows in the latest pic?
by InboundingLobPass on Jun 1, 2011 10:59 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Surely no thinking sports fan is pissed at James for simply leaving in free agency
Nope, people loathe the guy 1) for repeatedly making a loud-and-firm commitment to bring a championship to Cleveland and then reneging, and 2) for the manner in which he announced his decision to leave. There are lots of details in support of both numbers 1 and 2, but they’ve been aired again and again, so why belabor the points?
I grant that you are correct that ratings are very high, probably in large part due to James and his game’s extremely high level, along with the Ghidrah-plus-supporting-cast monster that Miami has become. People love them a marauding juggernaut, eh?
No. More. Stickyball.
by LongWindedHank on Jun 1, 2011 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions
He did apologize
So at some moment you have to move on and accept that he was a young guy, caught up in the hype and the moment and made a dumb move, I’m sure he wasn’t the first and I’m sure many of those who came before him are posters on this site, I know I am one of them.
I don’t hate Lebron or even really care about him much more then for who he is as a basketball player. It’s not like the Heat are something new, we just haven’t seen this type of talent playing together before. Watching Game 1 when Lebron threw down the alley oop from Wade at the end of the game I just looked over to my friend and said “Michael and Scottie are back” personally, in the long run, I think its good for the NBA as a whole so I can’t be too upset about it
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
I actually do hate lebail like a motherfucker.
He regularly goes to a restaurant that my good friend’s wife works at, treats everyone like shit, talks down and basically expects that any woman that works there is not only obligated, but is nearly dying to sleep with him. He has said horrifically inappropriate things to my friend’s wife in particular. I can’t say I wouldn’t try to punch him in the face if I ever met him.
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
yes, please proceed with more details...
pass the popcorn, inboundinglobpass.
by calvin brodus on Jun 2, 2011 7:53 AM MDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Ok, I facebooked my friend’s wife asking for deets. Don’t eat all the popcorn just yet!
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
by love4nuggets on Jun 2, 2011 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions
So you’re saying that “LeDecision” was in fact a reflection on his real character? Shocking!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2011 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions
I know, right? SCANDAL!
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
by love4nuggets on Jun 2, 2011 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions
Wanted to reply to Zachm219's strange defense of James
but your post about James’s private behavior resembling his public persona removes any need to say more. Thanks. And yes, we’d love to read more trash about James here.
No. More. Stickyball.
by LongWindedHank on Jun 3, 2011 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions
I have come to realize
that I am contributing to these ratings because I want to see the heat fail. I will stop watching now, and just read recaps.
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
#4 is so stupid
Like you know the laws of every city you travel to
/sigh
Nugget lover, Karl hater and trolling since 82!
I agree
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Operating a motor vehicle on a public road is a fairly universal law
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
There is a difference between operating a scooter of one size vs another.
I
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
And the laws on this vary greatly state to state.
It’s just an opportunity for JR haters to shout down from their very high horses.
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
by love4nuggets on Jun 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Not at all
I get what you are saying too, as a former Scooter rider in a place new to me and very very far away (New Zealand) I guess I do understand what you are saying, but it’s like I said in the list, is this just bad luck or bad habits? JR seems to have an affinity for trouble….And good lord Lebron James just threw it down of the glass!
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
He does have an affinity for bad choices,
but this is hardly noteworthy.
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
by love4nuggets on Jun 2, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Most states consider
a scooter to be a motorized bicycle (Under 50cc). Colorado is one of those states, and doesn’t require a license to drive one around.
MOZGOD Member #35
at my college, scooters were the duimobile...
lost your license? get a scooter. there was one scooter i knew of that was passed around by 3 different dudes who had rotating dui troubles.
by calvin brodus on Jun 2, 2011 7:55 AM MDT up reply actions
That depends entirely upon the scooter you drive
many are over 50cc
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
the rockies deserve to be on the stiff list!
let's go nuggets! who u wit?
2011 Offseason Pickups: Trade Felton and Harrington
firegeorgekarl.com
booo
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Don't let your Rockies fandom get in the way
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"Sometimes I get this crazy dream, that I could just drive off in my car. But you can travel over ten thousand miles, and still stay where you are" - Harry Chapin
Yeah they do
May was one of the worst months the Rockies have played as a team. June is already off to a good start.
MOZGOD Member #35
I disagree
Baseball should be on the list.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2011 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions
troll :P
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Caught one! ;)
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 2, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions
Haaaaaaaa
You’re right, its just…I love the Rockies, I love them more unconditionally than the Nuggets believe it or not. I think its because for the longest time the Rockies were terrible, or mediocre…in fact they pretty much always been terrible or mediocre but I loved them all the same because I remember what it was like with no baseball team (though, growing up in Colorado Springs I did catch a lot of Sky Sox games, who actually predate the Rockies) and thus I will always take a lousy or mediocre team over nothing at all.
I don’t know why I put more pressure on the Nuggets to perform, possibly because basketball is my favorite sport and the Nuggets are my team so I care more about winning a championship and thus hold them to a higher regard.
However, I have said this year, this year, there is no excuse to not win the NL West, I therefore am merely saving a spot on my personal stiff list for the Rockies, most notably Jim Tracy, if they fail to win their first division title.
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
I'd find a spot for John Elway on that list
after hearing his lawyers put a “cease and desist” on a rock band calling themselves “Elway”. Come on, man, lighten up!
ere's how it probably goes down
John’s lawyer: Hey John, some rock band is calling themselves “Elway”
John: Oh wow, that’s cool
Lawyer: Well no actually it’s not
John: Why not?
Lawyer: Well the name Elway is considered a protected trademark representing the John Elway brand yadda yadda lawyer jargon yadda and we need to stop them so we can keep making lots of money. So we’re going to do that, ok John thanks a lot, good luck with the Broncos.
John: wait…
Lawyer: click
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Anthony from bondage will deliver Gallinari
I don't know where to post this...but
Mavs lead with 26 seconds hehehehe
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

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