Instead of posting about 5000 comments in the rumors thread, I figured I'd make this one.
Here are your possible destinations for "King James":
New York (well, you are in Conn right now)
Miami (Bosh and Wade are watching you LeBron)
Chicago (be like Mike)
Cleveland (Your hometown fans are about to have a heart attack, assuming you're leaving)
Where will he go? Why will he go? Who the hell knows.
The world is watching LeBron