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Nuggets are the vultures in the NBA food chain...

Vulture-pictures_mediumHaving just gotten back from an incredible three-week trip to Africa, I think I've found the Nuggets place in the pecking order of the 2010 free agency period.

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First off, it's great to be back.  I want to sincerely thank Nate for running the site solo in my absence and to the great readers of this site who have been writing extensively during the draft and the free agent period thus far.  Traveling through South Africa, Kenya and Rwanda (more on that to come tomorrow) at times I had great internet access and other times none whatsoever.  But I was able to keep tabs on the Nuggets doing nothing in the draft, the Carmelo Anthony situation (I was glad to see the Nuggets offer as I advocated for a month ago) and various other news reports that have come out our Nuggets.  In other words, I may have been away was never totally out of the loop.

As of this morning, ESPN is reporting that Chris Bosh will be joining Dwyane Wade in Miami and that it's likely LeBron James will be staying in Cleveland.  The news of these three players ultimate landing places is, of course, the main event in a free agency period filled with undercard activity: such as Amare Stoudemire signing with the Knicks (which will be Antonio McDyess 2.0 for them...you heard it here first), Joe Johnson remaining with the Hawks, the overpayments now due to Hakim Warrick, Amir Johnson and Darko Milicic (really, David Kahn, really?) and so on.  And as we expected - and thus shouldn't be surprised or genuinely disappointed, either - the Nuggets have been sitting on the sidelines for all this activity, waiting for something to break their way.

With the Nuggets never being far from my mind, while on safari in Kenya it dawned on me: the Nuggets are the vultures in the NBA food chain.  On safari, I was fortunate enough to catch the annual wildebeest migration (for any of you who watch Animal Planet, the National Geographic Channel or the Discovery Channel, you know exactly what this is) during which over 1,000,000 wildebeest travel from the Masai Mara game preserve south to the Serengeti preserve, attempting to avoid lethal predators throughout their journey.  

Like the 2010 NBA free agency market, the wildebeest migration is a boon for those willing and able to hunt proactively.  With so many wildebeest to choose from, the lions, cheetahs, leopards and crocodiles get their pick of the litter and feast on the wildebeest accordingly.  As our safari guide put it: "this is fiesta time" for the predators.  And for many NBA teams, the summer of 2010 will be fiesta time,  as well.

Not so for the Denver Nuggets.

Thanks to a bloated payroll that includes six players salaries - Melo, Chauncey Billups, Kenyon Martin, Nene, J.R. Smith and Chris Andersen - that alone exceed the NBA's luxury tax threshold, the Nuggets won't be playing the role of predator this summer but rather the role of scavenger.  And I'm not talking hyena or jackal-type scavengers who get first dibs after the lions, cheetahs, leopards and crocs are done having theirs.  I'm thinking the Nuggets are essentially vultures, the ones who get whatever scraps are leftover from the rest.

Like the African vulture, the Nuggets must continue to circle high above the free agency period, constantly looking down for a window of opportunity with which to exert themselves for a feeding.  So after LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Joe Johnson, Stoudemire, David Lee, Carlos Boozer and Rudy Gay go to the most able predators, and then the likes of Milicic, Warrick, Drew Gooden, John Salmons and Amir Johnson go to the next tier of hunters, all that will be left will be nominal scraps to fight over.

To the Nuggets credit, in recent offseasons they've excelled in the role of the NBA's vulture franchise.  In 2008 they picked Dahntay Jones, Renaldo Balkman and Chris Andersen off the NBA's scrap heap and last summer they were able to add Arron Afflalo and Joey Graham despite being capped-out.  Finding deals that others aren't able to find has been rumored to be vice president of basketball operations Mark Warkentien's specialty but, of course, Wark may not be with us much longer.  Who will source these deals in the future?  Or even this summer for that matter should Wark sign elsewhere?

So while at times it drove me nuts to be far away from the NBA Draft and the NBA's most frenzied free agent period in league history, I certainly didn't miss anything as far as our Nuggets are concerned.  Because when you're relegated to the role of vulture, you're forced to stay above the fray, be patient and hope the right opportunity comes along that others don't see.  

Otherwise, you're in for a long, painful winter after the summer fiesta has come and gone.

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Welcome back Andrew

Looking forward to hearing all about your trip and if your opinion on soccer has changed…

by AGAINST_DA_LAW-SON on Jul 7, 2010 10:03 AM MDT reply actions  

...

I only went to 3 Group games before traveling to other countries. I saw Algeria vs. England, Portugal vs. North Korea and Netherlands vs. Cameroon. I’ll be writing more about all that for an article tomorrow. I had a GREAT time, though. I’m not a huge soccer fan, but loved being there…

Andrew Feinstein | DenverStiffs.com | denverstiffs@gmail.com

by Andrew Feinstein on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Post your safari photos on the DS Facebook page please

Glad you had the chance to have a trip of a lifetime.

QPU # 2.

by margabelle on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

You saw Cristiano Ronaldo!?!?!?

your soooo lucky!!! lol

MELO!!!

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by abaca15 on Jul 7, 2010 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

wasnt that the 7-0 game?

Portugal-N Korea?

MELO!!!

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by abaca15 on Jul 7, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're lying

My Pyongyang news sources are telling me that the game was in fact a 0-0 draw…

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome Back

A quick recap of what you missed:
(Note: All information per Denver Stiffs readers, and may not represent actual facts)

1) Denver could have traded Kmart to the Twolves for Rubio, the Number 5 pick, and Al Jefferson, but didn’t because the FO is lazy.
2) Denver tried to trade Lawson to anyone with a late 20’s draft pick, but we got saved from the FO’s stupidity and no one took him.
3) Andrew Feinstein is Un-mehricun for watching soccer and traveling to a foreign country.
4) Andrew Feinstein hates Carmelo Anthony and wishes he was traded to New York for Eddy Curry.
5) Denver could use their 3.8 million trade exemption to trade for Lebron James, but the FO is too lazy to do so.
6) Denver should do a sign and trade with New York of David Lee for Kmart to give New York cap relief for next season, but the FO is too lazy to do so.
7) Denver should do a sign and trade with Charlotte for “The Flopper” and a center for KMart, but the FO is too lazy to do so.
8) Denver should to a sign and trade of Kmart for Biedrins, but the FO is too lazy to do so.
9) Denver should do a sign and trade with toronto of Chris Bosch for Kmart but the FO is too lazy to do so.
10) Denver should do a sisgn and trade with Miami of Wade for Kmart, but eh FO is too lazy to do so.
11) Denver should have signed any of the bigs who have agreed to contracts, except Darko, with the proviso that those players should all have signed for less money than what the other team paid them, but the FO is too lazy to do so.

I’ve probably missed a few, and could list more, but I’m too lazy to do so.

Welcome back from your trip. Please put up a post sometime in the near future explaining that you are not unamerican, don’t hate melo, aren’t racist, and aren’t a Nazi. (Okay, I made up the Nazi part, but have seen the others on here while you were gone.)

Formerly KS and CS

by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jul 7, 2010 11:34 AM MDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

You also forgot:
Melo hates Denver and will almost certainly leave after next season
Melo has already been signed for 2011 by the Knicks
Stan Kroenke was unaware he actually owned a basketball team, mistakenly thinking all of the references to “Nuggets” on his financial statements were for his KFC shares
Stan Kroenke sold his soul for money
Josh Kroenke is the future greatest gm alive
The Nuggets will not make the playoffs next year or any year following unless they trade Melo

Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
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by Zachm219 on Jul 7, 2010 12:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

We should give away Carmelo Anthony to the Knicks for Danilo Galinari to cut salary, and the Knicks can find a way to eat up their cap space.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Danilo Galinari will be the next Great Stiff!

//In case you didn’t notice, I was being sarcastic

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome back Andrew

Sounds like all is well. It does indeed suck assuming the role of the vulture but our salary shouldn’t restrict us to standing pat once again. Big Al is on the block and we need to capitolize!

Stiff 4 Life

by GoldenNugget on Jul 7, 2010 11:44 AM MDT reply actions  

I only have one question.....

was that song by Toto blaring in your head the whole time you were down there?

"Groovy" Ash from Evil Dead 2

"No one came from miles around / and said man your music is really hot" No One Came...Deep Purple

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by jpage78 on Jul 7, 2010 11:53 AM MDT reply actions  

Did you bring back a vuvuezla??

Hope you enjoyed the football, and the noise!

Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
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by Zachm219 on Jul 7, 2010 12:02 PM MDT reply actions  

2 things.

1. Dont wish that on Amar’e! Dont do that!

2. David Khan is fuckin stupid! Last year stackin up on PGs. This year He drafted Wesley Johnson, traded for Martell Webster, drafted some other SF I believe and his main target was Rudy Gay?!?! THEN he wants to get rid of Al Jeff (Thats not THAT stupid because he could make room and PT for Kevin Love) But now wants to bring in David Lee?! David Lee and Kevin Love…both very nice…both are the same position. Oy vey!

by GottaLoveMelo on Jul 7, 2010 12:22 PM MDT reply actions  

oh shit!

just read the stiff list…forgot he gave Darko that contract too!! Him and some foreign dude

by GottaLoveMelo on Jul 7, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

He’s now showing interest in PG Luke Ridnour, per probasketballtalk.com

Formerly KS and CS

by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Jul 7, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Khaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

"Groovy" Ash from Evil Dead 2

"No one came from miles around / and said man your music is really hot" No One Came...Deep Purple

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by jpage78 on Jul 7, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Next:

Kahn signs Jake Voskuhl for the bi-annual exception, with the belief that he is the best guy in the league to be paired up next to Darko Milicic (They averaged a combined 3 ppg and 2 rpg in Detroit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're not vultures

We’re more like sloths. We’re not doing anything.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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by Mini Hulk on Jul 7, 2010 1:08 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Sloths, sheep, we might as well be the OCEAN.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dead lion=NY Knicks?

Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Quitter's People United Member #20

by Zachm219 on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

If it goes green I'm holding an hour long press conference

I'm freaken pumped,I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! God I go to church every god damn sunday,your going to bring the demons out of me...This is my hat now, this is totaly my hat !
Q.P.U. #Pi

by Joelsopinion on Jul 8, 2010 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

What the heck?

The Nuggets are not the vultures or the (dead) prey or the insects that feed on them. The Nuggets are the sheep that are about 200 feet off the side that just are minding their own business and not even noticing the action that is going on (200 feet away).

Our Front Office is incredibly incompetent, and Kroenke seems to pretend that the Nuggets don’t exist

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 8:33 PM MDT reply actions  

maybe Stan would agree to give Bron one his sports teams

If he come to Denver to play with Melway….

OMG MELWAY and LaKing would kill KoBasol…

by InboundingLobPass on Jul 7, 2010 11:48 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Seems like Boston is the front-runner

Makes sense. Perkins will miss the beginning of the season and Sheed is retired, thus giving O’Neal the starting job. In Denver, it is unlikely that he gets it.

But it’s nice to see the Nuggets in some offseason activity rumors.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 8, 2010 8:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rather a vulture than part of the LeBronum and Bailey Circus

I am glad that the Nugs are not part of the LeBron fiasco that will culminate by ESPN embarassing themselves by being used by LeBron and Company….From Tom Withers of the Associated Press….‘instead, on a primetime, made-for-television special his handlers contracted with ESPN"……"Jim Gray, who was hand-picked by James’ team, will handle the introduction, announcement and initial questions." WOW! So much for ESPN’s integrity. I hope these teams that are throwing themselves after the chosen ones fail. Obviously a team needs talent…BUT…they also need chemistry….TEAM! Nug FO needs to assemble an athletic TEAM…1-12…and run and D pressure these prima donas.

by passtheball on Jul 8, 2010 8:32 AM MDT reply actions  

Amen to that

I talked with an actual Lebron (witness) fan and he’s upset at the controversy and the HOUR LONG PRESS CONFERENCE later tonight. it take all of 15 seconds to say “I’ve chosen to sign with _” Does he have Lady Gaga performing at the half? Why an hour long? This will be Nike’s longest commercial.

I'm freaken pumped,I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! God I go to church every god damn sunday,your going to bring the demons out of me...This is my hat now, this is totaly my hat !
Q.P.U. #Pi

by Joelsopinion on Jul 8, 2010 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

There will be plenty of goodies on the table.

LeBron will say “Ladies and germs, thanks for coming here tonight to pay tribute to me, the greatest basketball player in history. First of all I would like to thank God, my family, my entourage, ESPN, without them none of this could have happened. I have decided to”
…pause, LeBron takes a bite out of a slice of Domino’s meatball pizza…
“Go to the future greatest basketball team in history”
…pause, LeBron washes down the bite of pizza with a swig of Stress-B LeBron sweat flavored Vitamin Water
…“Naturally, this team will have me as its superstar so everyone will want to watch. But before I make this announcement, let’s pause for this important message from Coca Cola”

by MMGraves on Jul 8, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget

Guest appearances by the douche bag allstars, Tiger, Jesse James, Man-Ram, Fiddy Cent, Jon Gosseling, Mel Gibson and the Sham-WOW guy. Followed by a 20 minute Q&A from “reporters” asking about the comfort soft gaurantee of Haynes, Gatorade G’s electrolyte enfusion technology, Gillete’s super glide razor and it’s affect on the King’s on court preformance. Everyone in attendance will also recieve LBJ in 2012 presidential candidacy buttons and jerseys…Speaking of Jersey, “The Situation” will make an appearance at The Decision to celebrate Lebron choosing the Nyets…followed by an awkward lap dance from Snookie

Yeah they can fill an hour with this shit.

I'm freaken pumped,I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! God I go to church every god damn sunday,your going to bring the demons out of me...This is my hat now, this is totaly my hat !
Q.P.U. #Pi

by Joelsopinion on Jul 8, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

What happened to espn being a news organization.

Lebron is using them, and it’s disgusting. Espn is supposed to report sports news and broadcast games, not host an hour long shit show where lebron sells the ads.

by Monkfish on Jul 8, 2010 12:10 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

They're allowing it.

Espn is only good to find out scores. The 30 for 30 thing was cool, and every now and again they will run a life story piece, but ither than that they are a station of bandwagoneers

I'm freaken pumped,I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! God I go to church every god damn sunday,your going to bring the demons out of me...This is my hat now, this is totaly my hat !
Q.P.U. #Pi

by Joelsopinion on Jul 8, 2010 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I personaly use the SBN home page for scores now

And Deadspin (and here) for opinion. ESPN is worthless.

At least SI has that swimsuit stuff and AM/PM Clicks

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 8, 2010 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

And over at purple row

They devoted an entire 800-word post to Lebron (sarcastic, of course)

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 8, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

And LeBron is a tool

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 8, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

LET THE BOTTOM FEEDING BEGIN!!!

I'm freaken pumped,I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! God I go to church every god damn sunday,your going to bring the demons out of me...This is my hat now, this is totaly my hat !
Q.P.U. #Pi

by Joelsopinion on Jul 8, 2010 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

News out of new york

Now that they have missed out on LBJ reports say that they will now not miss out on melo, sounds like a deals in place? And with nothing but negitive and or no news out of the nuggs FO I think the nuggets are done and if melo does not re-sign Denver basketball may be added to the endangered species list.

by tknuckle on Jul 8, 2010 8:25 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

pffft whatever

Championship teams play championship defense, not having MElway on the team doesn’t change the fact we have weak defenders and no real system in place. Hell I bet Miami has craptastic D next season. They’ll wait till there’s 4-5 minutes left in the game and try to score a bucket of points to win. I wonder if Kobe is afraid he can’t defend the title now…. <— doubtful.

by InboundingLobPass on Jul 8, 2010 9:01 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Talking is cheap

Nobody cares about what they say. They’re just trying to make their fans believe they can land somebody.
I can Melo going to Miami before NY.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

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by Mini Hulk on Jul 11, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

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