This is cool. Balk can close his eyes and "hustle harder" than anyone in the L. That's the...

This is cool. Balk can close his eyes and "hustle harder" than anyone in the L. That's the truth 8-)

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a baby boy was born in wyoming WITHOUT ANY EYELIDS

the doctors decided when they circumcised the child they would use the foreskin to create a set of eyelids. the operation was a success. you could hardly tell the kid is a little cockeyed.

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
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by nohoops4u on Jun 20, 2010 3:54 AM MDT reply actions

Baziiing!

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by Zachm219 on Jun 20, 2010 4:37 AM MDT up reply actions

Is this punishment from GK

because of his lack of hustle in practice and games?

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Fuck you Alberto Undiano and Koman Coulibaly
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by Phil H. on Jun 20, 2010 10:43 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

Ouch!

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.

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by Mini Hulk on Jun 21, 2010 1:15 PM MDT reply actions

At first I thought this was a pic of the shoe bomber, Richard Reid

Funny how Balkman’s personal mantra is the antithesis of his work ethic. If he could read the new tattoo and use it as a constant reminder, I think that could benefit him…but he’s never going to see it.

EPIC FAIL

by Artimus Mangilord on Jun 21, 2010 2:30 PM MDT reply actions

Unless he takes a picture of himself.

Chris Andersen could be in a porno with his 'stache. Too bad he still wouldn't know how to box out.

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by Mini Hulk on Jun 21, 2010 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions

Yeah, true

Might as well just write “Hustle Harder” on a sheet of paper to put in his pocket every day, or write it on his palm, Palin style

by Artimus Mangilord on Jun 22, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions

That's exactly the point!

He keeps putting Hustle Harder in places he cannot readily see it. He need it tattooed on the top of each hand. Or on the INSIDE of his eyelids.

by MMGraves on Jul 1, 2010 5:24 PM MDT up reply actions

That is probably one of the most painful tattoos in the world!

I think its a dumb tattoo

by hvino on Jun 22, 2010 10:17 AM MDT reply actions

It's even dumber when you remember that a big knock on 'Naldo has been his horrible work ethic

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by LACK on Jun 24, 2010 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions

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