New Stiff List is up!
Featuring K-Mart's knee, Ron Ron's haircut, Joel Pryzbilla's showering technique, the Celtics and more...
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Good catch...
…for some bizarre reason I thought they had lost when I checked my phone right before the Nuggets game last night. Based on the play-by-play recap, it looks like they had a furious finish to avoid another home court embarrassment.
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by Andrew Feinstein on Mar 8, 2010 8:59 AM MST up reply actions
I mean the Celtics should've lost
But they’re an old team now, just good enough for one championship
???
How did they not deserve it? Sheesh.
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Boo to number #1 :(
an injury should not land Kmart on the Stiff list.
Troy Tulowitzki - Best SS in the MLB - 2010 MVP
"With a guy like Melo, it’s tough to stop him with one person. You can’t. I don’t know one guy who can stop Melo on a consistent basis."-CP3
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PS Let's win the NL West in 2010, shall we?
K-Mart's not on the Stiff List...
…his knee is.
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by Andrew Feinstein on Mar 8, 2010 9:44 AM MST up reply actions
meh...okay
Troy Tulowitzki - Best SS in the MLB - 2010 MVP
"With a guy like Melo, it’s tough to stop him with one person. You can’t. I don’t know one guy who can stop Melo on a consistent basis."-CP3
Brad Hawpe - Will prove the doubters wrong
PS Let's win the NL West in 2010, shall we?
Yeah but Pryzbilla is
it should be his knee as well. I’ve had 3 knee surgeries after a severely broken tibia playing ball back in high school. For like 3-5 months after, its scary to take a shower – I was always afraid I’d slip and re-injure it. So hearing what happened to Joel s like a horror story.
by Missing Lynx on Mar 8, 2010 10:21 AM MST up reply actions
Oh great
I’m going under on Wednesday… any practical advice besides, “Don’t drop the soap” ?
by Artimus Mangilord on Mar 8, 2010 10:33 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry about that, I didn't rec your injury
I rec’d the don’t drop the soap line, as it’s funny on multiple levels.
I hope your procedure goes well. With all of the trolls visiting the site lately I’d hate to see a prolonged level of inactivity in comments, fan posts, etc.
Get well soon, and yeah don’t drop the soap.
by Joelsopinion on Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM MST up reply actions
No offense taken
I didn’t even consider that angle, that was me just being a smart aleck. Excluding the trolls, all the regular commenters of this blog share great insights and crack me up.
I only wish my injury was due to the Sam Bowie curse because, well, that would mean I was a baller with a guaranteed NBA contract.
by Artimus Mangilord on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM MST up reply actions
World record for people wearing Snuggies
Now that’s an accomplishment. I’m wearing my camo snuggie right now as I’m typing this. It’s so convenient because whenever I go hunting I can bring my laptop with me.
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K-Mart's knee at No. 1 on the Stiff List
I called it.
Just like I called a Nuggets win last night by a 12-point margin.
Me: for the win!
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His hair probably fell out from the dye
Troy Tulowitzki - Best SS in the MLB - 2010 MVP
"With a guy like Melo, it’s tough to stop him with one person. You can’t. I don’t know one guy who can stop Melo on a consistent basis."-CP3
Brad Hawpe - Will prove the doubters wrong
PS Let's win the NL West in 2010, shall we?

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