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The #1 Stiff this week, if the charges are true, is a real scumbag.

Also making the list ... Melo's free throw shooting, LeBron James and more! Just check the left hand column on the HOME PAGE.

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#2?

I see 1, 3, 4, & 5, but no 2.

But maybe #1 is so bad it should count twice.

by ParkHillNative on Mar 2, 2010 11:06 AM MST reply actions  

Somehow it got deleted!

Was the Nuggets road record…

I’ll have to fix it.

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 2, 2010 11:11 AM MST up reply actions  

Anyone else think

Lebron changing his number in confirmation he’s leaving Cleveland no matter what happens this year? I don’t buy that winning it all guarantees he’ll stay.

by runningdonut on Mar 2, 2010 12:31 PM MST reply actions  

It's purely sales motivated

Really since when does Lebrat care about anyone but himself? Oh and his damn puppet and his 5 minute fist bump greeting.

by Joelsopinion on Mar 2, 2010 12:50 PM MST up reply actions  

+10

I would lean toward it being an indication that he is staying though. Just another way to make more money if he stays in Cleveland. Wouldn’t need to change numbers to sell jersies if he was leaving.

by Gasus on Mar 2, 2010 2:45 PM MST up reply actions  

I was reminded of this yesterday

Sitting in the doctor’s office, looking over ESPN the mag. Him and Kobe in another ad line for Nike that isn’t the puppets, displaying his foolish, oversized “CHOSEN1” tattoo. Insecure much?

by Artimus Mangilord on Mar 5, 2010 11:49 AM MST up reply actions  

According to the story he just had to beat the March 3rd number change deadline so that he could wear a different number in Cleveland ONLY.

If you go to a new team you are free to choose a new number at that point in time. Like how Billups went from #1 in Detroit to #7 in Denver last year (b/c J.R. had his number). Then J.R. had to file in March last year to wear #5 this season along with Billups to switch to #1.

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 2, 2010 1:12 PM MST up reply actions  

#2 & #4

The Nuggets HAVE to start winning on the road, end of story. There is no way we are going to win in the playoffs if we can’t win on the road, especially considering the reality that Dallas and Utah could both move ahead of us.

I don’t get the big deal with Lebron changing his jersey. I totally agree with him that 23 should be retired by the NBA immediately! And he chose the best number he could in 6. Russell, Barkley and Dr. J all wore #6 and were some of the most unique, and innovative players of all time.

"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!"

by GoldenNugget on Mar 2, 2010 1:25 PM MST reply actions  

Barkley wore 6?

Was this in Houston perhaps? If so…that shouldnt really count. Thats like MJ wearing 45. Barkley’s number is 34. Just like when Karl Malone wore 11 for the Lakers…doesnt count, the Mailman’s number is 32!

Actually…didnt Barkley wear 4 with the Rockets? Are you talking about Olympics?! AHHHH!?!

by GottaLoveMelo on Mar 2, 2010 2:23 PM MST up reply actions  

Damnit, my fault

Yeah Barkley never did wear 6. Still, with Dr. J and Bill Russell you’re in great company.

"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!"

"I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird."

by GoldenNugget on Mar 2, 2010 6:50 PM MST up reply actions  

Ok...I thought I was trippin.

I dont see why he’s doing it now tho. If thats the case then he shouldnt wear 6 because of the names u mentioned. Shaq cant wear 33 because of Larry Bird and Kareem and OJ Mayo cant wear 32 because of Magic.

by GottaLoveMelo on Mar 4, 2010 10:21 AM MST up reply actions  

LOL

+1, not sure if it is true but if it is then it sounds just likes LePout’s gay ass.

by Gasus on Mar 2, 2010 2:46 PM MST up reply actions  

Why is LeBron saying they should retire M.J.'s number now?

M.J. wasn’t that great when LeBron came into the league or what????

Just doesn’t feel like a genuine tribute and something that if he stays in Cleveland he can market and talk about “a new beginning” and all that crap.

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 2, 2010 3:15 PM MST up reply actions  

Agreed

He’s just drumming up as much money as possible. He’s gonna sell a crap load of #6 Jerseys with the Cavs logo, then change teams just before the start of the season, and sell a crap load of #6 jerseys with another team’s logo.

by Joelsopinion on Mar 2, 2010 4:15 PM MST up reply actions  

Good point

Maybe he just had some kind of epiphany one day or something.

"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!"

"I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird."

by GoldenNugget on Mar 2, 2010 6:52 PM MST up reply actions  

LeBron often comes across as pretty childish and narcissistic...

… even for a professional athlete. So maybe he’s the only one who liked MJ’s Hall of Fame acceptance speech and thinks the number should be retired based on that.

by ParkHillNative on Mar 3, 2010 11:14 AM MST up reply actions  

Funny Alvin Robertson story...

When Robertson arrived in Denver he had a minor injury and couldn’t play right away. So he took his family up to Vail and got severe altitude sickness. He was so sick, in fact, that he had to be hospitalized and wasn’t cleared to play for the rest of the season. Here’s a brief article on the story: http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1828&dat=19931130&id=cnUjAAAAIBAJ&sjid=TL4EAAAAIBAJ&pg=5078,8462201

Robertson would resurface in 1995-96 and score the first basket in Toronto Raptors history.

And by the way, Barkley NEVER wore #6…

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by Andrew Feinstein on Mar 2, 2010 2:41 PM MST reply actions  

Lebron should wear #36

in honor of LBJ our 36th president.

by skithebert on Mar 3, 2010 9:19 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

That would be fitting!

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 3, 2010 9:22 AM MST up reply actions  

RE: #3

Carmelo Anthony’s FT shooting should be at the top of the list. I contend that if Melo hadn’t been in such a slump (shooting and defensively) we probably would have won @LA and also @Phoenix. He can’t buy a bucket, or doesn’t get a foul call, or when he does get fouled, doesn’t make his FTs. Come on Melo! We need you!!

Swats.

by BeefySwats on Mar 3, 2010 9:36 AM MST reply actions  

I don't know wtf is going on there

I keep seeing these game summaries where it says he’s shooting some ugly freethrows left-handed. Something’s wrong there and it’s not getting much discussion.

by ParkHillNative on Mar 3, 2010 11:12 AM MST up reply actions  

I believe he's taken 2 lefty free throws this season after banging his elbow in seperate games.

Actually not sure how many he took the first time he had to shoot lefty, but I know he took one a few weeks/months ago after banging his elbow.

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 3, 2010 11:34 AM MST up reply actions  

Didn't know about the Alvin Robertson story

What he did is absolutely terrible. He should be subject to being raped by Kobe.

But seriously, what he did was wrong, and he needs to spend the rest of his damn life in jail…

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 4, 2010 12:00 PM MST reply actions  

Also...

Melo’s been suffering from dehydration. I’m sure that it would be hard to play 35-40 minutes of NBA basketball when dehydrated….

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 4, 2010 12:01 PM MST reply actions  

Lebron should just pout away to the NBA

He says the number change was in respect to Michael Jordan, but he’s not going to be the best player in a #6 jersey, past or present. Bill Russell revolutionized NBA defenses and rebounding, and he was a much more dominant player in his time than LePout in this era (at least according to the information that I have). Also, Dr. J wore #6.

As for the present…Arron Afflalo wears #6, and I’d rather have Triple A on my team playing hard, playing elite defense, and sinking open threes instead of Lebron and his Big Apple-sized ego.

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM MST reply actions  

Well hey

Look at that, the Celtics signed Finley.

by Uh on Mar 4, 2010 6:23 PM MST reply actions  

Thanks to my post he’ll probably hit some game winners and average 10+ points in the playoffs …

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by Nate Timmons on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM MST up reply actions  

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