odom "positive" that lakers finish season with #1 seed.
heres an article from nba.com in which both odom and bynum profess to having the #1 seed in the west on lock. the article goes on to compare the remaining schedules of denver, dallas and la. anything odom says or does should be taken with a grain of salt because he married a kardashian so hes obviously out of his fucking mind. kobe was a little more reserved and (could this be true?!?) even gave denver some shine. heres kobes quote follwed by a link to the entire article...
Asked if he was as confident of this team's road chops as the previous couple seasons, Bryant said, "Sure. I am. But that doesn't mean that it's not trouble. That Denver series last season scared the crap out of all of us. Houston, too. I am extremely confident. At the same time, I know how dangerous that is."
DENVER UP!!
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Come on now
If a Kardashian asked you to marry her you’d do it in a heart beat I mean…

..Yes

…Yes

..Give me a few shots and remind how much money you have again before I say yes, but yes none the less
And these are the pg photos because DStiffs is a family place after all
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
by Zachm219 on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
also
What else are Odom and Bynum supposed to say? No I think we’re going to fold and lose the top spot?
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Of course!
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
i agree. the first 2 are SOOOOO hot especially Kim who I would marry in a heartbeat. the third one is nasty
Marriage?
Um no. I’d have to be in a perpetual tequilla coma to be happy with one of the above spoiled ass, basket cases. Marriage no…quietly leaving at 8am hoping to be VD free at my next check up, I’ll think about it.
Oh yeah if Odom or Bynum said anything less, Kobe would yell at them again. pau would start to pout and cry, and poor Artest would finally and officially lose it.
by Joelsopinion on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 AM MDT up reply actions
hahahahaaha jesus christ
+1000 =)
"Don't chase the money, chase the dream"
by Garrett Olsen on Mar 18, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions
Isn't there a TV show called "Life with the Kardashians"
Seems like all 3 are spoiled b*tches, but especially the third one.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
yuck.
thank you for sparing me the r rated photos.
so your argument for wifeing a kardy is that they have money? zach, i aint sayin u golddigga, but…
by calvin brodus on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
hey my life dream is to marry oprah
ao yeah take what you want out of that
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
Get away from oprah
Steadman Green if you f*ck this up for me…
by wangstu13 on Mar 18, 2010 6:46 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
WTF!?
That n!gg@ looks just like doctor phil!!
by GottaLoveMelo on Mar 19, 2010 8:00 AM MDT up reply actions
lamar you dummy
there are about 15 games to go in the season. you are really sticking your neck out with such a bold prediction.
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
Dodgers almost collapsed away the division
The l*kers will actually manage it in their honor.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Kobe has been giving the Nuggets props since last year.
He probably didnt appreciate Dahntay Jones tripping him…
What trip?!!
Kobe had an inner ear infection that quarter. There’s no way in hell Dahntay tripped him. His vertigo had to have been acting up that game. The moon’s gravitational pull beemed all of it’s force at Kobe’s feet during that one particular play. The earth’s axis was jolted off according to Kobe’s best scientific estimation. Some escaped gas from venus reflected off of a solar flare causing the appearance of an illiegal trip, when in fact it was an illusion by the cosmos.
Sorry but if laker fans can be dillusional about the obvious favoritism to their team on most occasions, then we Nugget fans can be just as dillusional about one of the few calls that went our way.
by Joelsopinion on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahah
excuse me. I must have been thinking about something else.
by GottaLoveMelo on Mar 18, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions
delusional?
here i thought you were just being like me.
pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow
Yeah Nohoops we've been meaning to talk to you about that
There’s a nice place full of helpful people in white coats we want to take you to.
by Joelsopinion on Mar 18, 2010 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions
Kobe always seems to give teams their credit
He knows the Nugs are knocking on his door.
The fact that Kobe says good things about other teams and players is what makes him quite different from LePout in my opionion. If LePout doesn’t learn some humility he will probably never win a title.
Either that or
Karma will bitch slap him in the form of a public embarrassment or that chalk that he throws up every game will blind someone sitting courtside and they’ll sue him till he’s poor. Ahh Humble Pie, I hope I never taste ye.
by Joelsopinion on Mar 18, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Who cares if they finish first
They’ll be crying at home when they see the Nuggets in the Finals this year.
Rec Dis
Odom is also positive that his dentist is one of the luckiest sonovab*tches in the world.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Troof
In seriousness, dude does love his candy.
by Artimus Mangilord on Mar 19, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions
Bynum is out
Sound slike the rest of the season.
Sucks fr him but thats good for us!
not really though
He slows down their offense and he hasn’t played well. Where’d you hear?
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
nahhhh
An MRI showed no tears or ruptures in his tendon
he could return after 4 games but I expect him to sit out a little longer…
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
I think Bynum is going to take a mid-season vacation because of fatness
He can go with Rasheed Wallace and Glen Davis
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Whatever. Then I guess he can hang out with Shaq or something...
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
bynum is 7'0 and weighs in at 285
thats quite a stretch to associate him with Shaq who is roughly the same height as him but 40 pounds heavier…
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
And your signature definitely didn't work when Ty Lawson went up to him
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
yeah
and so???
name a center that hasnt been dunked on. Id rather have him try to contest looks rather than move aside for players to get easy layups/dunks…
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
Name another center that got POSTERIZED by 5'11 (at best) pg
Why live life on the edge, when you can jump off?
I took it to mean that when DJ Mbenga is on the floor
The Lakers shoot worse
by Artimus Mangilord on Mar 22, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions

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