Kobe Stiffs experiment...
by 12-piece Nuggets on Mar 1, 2010 12:36 PM MST
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Not here to criticize how the Nuggets played in the second half, nor debate the merits of whether or not DEN can beat LAL in a seven-game series...
I just want to do a little experiment. Simply give a +1 if you loved every second of Kobe being the spoiled, whiny little BITCH that he is when every Nuggets fan's new favorite player Arron Afflalo absolutely ate his lunch yesterday. He legitimately could have had like 5 or 6 techs last night. Attention refs, If you're gonna give him one in the first quarter, you have to give him one in the second, one in the third and two more in the fourth quarter for the exact same "showing up the officials" bullshit.
I'd like to get it up to 7 or 8 thousand +1s, so tell your friends!
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would have been better had the refs not called Afflalo for those b2b ticky tack fouls
"I know the game of basketball is one-on-one (oriented), but the pain of beating a defense by the pass — it confuses and frustrates the defense more than just going by a guy one-on-one." George Karl
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you think i cried or blamed the refs when you beat us a few weeks ago. no
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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If a puppy died for each time a L*kers' fan did something stupid
Then there wouldn’t be any puppies left in the world.
If a bomb exploded for each time a L*kers’ fan trolled on any non-Lakers’ site, then the world would be a wasteland.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
L*ker fans hate when childen laugh too
They’re also responsible for the day the music died. Believe it or not faker fans are also the reason kids stop believing in santa, easter, and Tinkerbell
by Joelsopinion on Mar 8, 2010 12:41 PM MST up reply actions
+1 bajillion
If Kobe were most other players, he’d T out of most games. I’ve never seen anyone get away with as much towards the officials, inlcuding MJ, as Kobe gets away with.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
Duncan and LBJ
Has LaBrat even recieved a T in his career? These guys are heavily guarded by the SS, I mean refs.
But neither of them is so damn menacing when they whine. Kobe looks like he’s ready to take a swing at the refs while he’s bitching at them. I can’t believe he doesn’t get more T’s.
And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.
by Bob in Boulder on Mar 8, 2010 1:00 PM MST up reply actions
Kobe uses the whiny puppy look a lot
Which doesn’t really work when you are a hated rapist. But David Stern loves his @$$, so the refs don’t call techs on him
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
simple question
How many times have you seen Kobe Bryant foul out of a game this season?
How many times have you seen Carmelo Anthony foul out of a game this season?
I rest my case.
Swats.
Weak Argument
Different players… different positions…
Kobe is a wing player and typically wing players don’t foul as much as forwards. Forwards are defending the basket a lot more where there is more opportunity to foul.
+1 for me
+6 for my siblings
+3 for my nephews
+4 for my nieces
+1 for my dog that sat by me during the woeful Nugget years
+2 for those two hobos I saw sleeping under the Denver Post sports section that had an article about the Nuggets
and of those foul outs, how many were BS offensive foul calls?
I guess Carmelo’s rep from earlier in his career is catching up to him. Dwyane Wade would have gone to the FT line 51 or 52 times yesterday if Artest had been playing him like that…
by 12-piece Nuggets on Mar 1, 2010 3:28 PM MST reply actions
Aaron Afflalo says -1
http://pistonsnationblog.com/2007/07/30/arron-afflalo-interview/
[PN] What players did you try to emulate as a kid?
[AA] Byron Scott was definitely one of my inspirations growing up. I loved how he played the game and he’s why I wore #4 at UCLA. Then Kobe Bryant came along and I instantly fell in love with his game, so I tried to model a lot of my game after his.
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
Might be a good thing he liked Kobe so much
Probably watched a ton of his games, so he’s super-familiar with his moves and tendencies!
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
+1
fa sho. Kobe’s such a lil beeyatchhhhhh knaa mean
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
+1
Kobe is a little hoe look like a hermaphrodite.
Wolves fan +1
http://www.canishoopus.com/2010/3/1/1332102/defensive-player-of-the-year
My fanpost that I posted yesterday.
by Mplax on Mar 2, 2010 9:29 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Nice Post
I wonder where AA ranks in effectiveness against Kobe? i.e. How does he match up against Artest, Bowen, Ginobli etc.?
This just in
California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was very upset that his favorite team’s best player got his lunch stolen. He had some words for Arron Afflalo, the link to follow.
+1
"All by their heads, he places crowns."
Matt Prater, pre-2009 season: Despised, lambasted, Josh McDaniels is derided for not replacing him.
Matt Prater, post-2009 season: Loved, praised, everone forgets the time when they called Josh McDaniels an idiot for not replacing him.
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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
One +1 for everybody I know
And a random +11…
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
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THAT SET YA BACK….DIDNT IT….AHAHAHAHAHA…lakers won even though kobe had a bad night….AHAHAHAHAHAHA
by hrghori on Mar 5, 2010 7:42 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Delusional why?
I’d say it’s most likely because he’s a Laker fan… or more likely he’s a Laker fan because he’s delusional.
Food for thought…
He's delusional because he's a L*ker fan
And being a L*ker fan makes him even more delusional.
This comment (by hrghori) made my day.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
He says "lakers won even though kobe had a bad night"
They lost. Delusional.
by Uh on Mar 6, 2010 7:34 PM MST up reply actions
Don't want to be the one to break it to you
but the Lakers won. 95-89
Though Afflalo’s D could be considered a moral victory for sane humans.
Yeah...
But we don’t need l*ker fans trying to rub it in…I want to see Kobe get into another rape scandal and somehow jailed just in time for the playoffs.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Nah, that would involve someone getting hurt and we don't want that
What I would like to see is Kobe continuing to play despite a plethora of worsening injuries…then his selfishness and insistence on taking every shot ends up knocking LA down to the #4 spot, where they lose to #5 OKC in a sweep.
by Uh on Mar 7, 2010 11:55 AM MST up reply actions
Let's see that's about 45 comments to 1
which means no, it didn’t set us back. Unless you think we are counting by numbers, but +1 really just means we fully agree….posting – a ridiculous large number is quite immature little man.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Um Phil H.
I don’t get what’s up with the 3/14/2010 thing in your signature. Can you please explain to me?
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Oh yeah, well it has nothing to do with basketball
Formula 1 actually, the first race of the year is next Sunday and one of my idol’s Michael Schumacher is coming back after 3 years retirement. So there ya go, I’ll change my sig after next Sunday.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Oh sorry
I thought that it would like be like related to Jesus or something. Or pi.
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups
Ha, I'm definitely not one of those "Jesus is coming! Apocalypse ahhhh!!!!" people
but who knows, maybe it will just happen…or not.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
+1
Lakers fans are to trolling as the New Jersey Nets are to scoring.
Not all that good at it, but at least they try!
I call it... The Avaslug!
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