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Kobe Stiffs experiment...


Not here to criticize how the Nuggets played in the second half, nor debate the merits of whether or not DEN can beat LAL in a seven-game series...

 

I just want to do a little experiment. Simply give a +1 if you loved every second of Kobe being the spoiled, whiny little BITCH that he is when every Nuggets fan's new favorite player Arron Afflalo absolutely ate his lunch yesterday. He legitimately could have had like 5 or 6 techs last night. Attention refs, If you're gonna give him one in the first quarter, you have to give him one in the second, one in the third and two more in the fourth quarter for the exact same "showing up the officials" bullshit.

 I'd like to get it up to 7 or 8 thousand +1s, so tell your friends!

Write respectfully of your SB Nation community and yourself.

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GO CUSE, BLUE, AND EAGLES!

by tanman5 on Mar 1, 2010 12:58 PM MST reply actions  

+1

would have been better had the refs not called Afflalo for those b2b ticky tack fouls

"I know the game of basketball is one-on-one (oriented), but the pain of beating a defense by the pass — it confuses and frustrates the defense more than just going by a guy one-on-one." George Karl

by NuggetsLife on Mar 1, 2010 1:59 PM MST reply actions  

-1

you think i cried or blamed the refs when you beat us a few weeks ago. no

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Mar 1, 2010 2:03 PM MST reply actions  

If a puppy died for each time a L*kers' fan did something stupid

Then there wouldn’t be any puppies left in the world.

If a bomb exploded for each time a L*kers’ fan trolled on any non-Lakers’ site, then the world would be a wasteland.

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 6, 2010 3:55 PM MST up reply actions  

L*ker fans hate when childen laugh too

They’re also responsible for the day the music died. Believe it or not faker fans are also the reason kids stop believing in santa, easter, and Tinkerbell

by Joelsopinion on Mar 8, 2010 12:41 PM MST up reply actions  

+1 bajillion

If Kobe were most other players, he’d T out of most games. I’ve never seen anyone get away with as much towards the officials, inlcuding MJ, as Kobe gets away with.

And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 1, 2010 3:08 PM MST reply actions  

Duncan and LBJ

Has LaBrat even recieved a T in his career? These guys are heavily guarded by the SS, I mean refs.

by Joelsopinion on Mar 1, 2010 3:23 PM MST up reply actions  

But neither of them is so damn menacing when they whine. Kobe looks like he’s ready to take a swing at the refs while he’s bitching at them. I can’t believe he doesn’t get more T’s.

And with the 32nd pick in the 2009 NHL draft, the Red Wings select: Someone other than Ryan O'Reilly. LOL@Detoilet.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 8, 2010 1:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Kobe uses the whiny puppy look a lot

Which doesn’t really work when you are a hated rapist. But David Stern loves his @$$, so the refs don’t call techs on him

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 8, 2010 7:12 PM MST up reply actions  

simple question

How many times have you seen Kobe Bryant foul out of a game this season?

How many times have you seen Carmelo Anthony foul out of a game this season?

I rest my case.

Swats.

by BeefySwats on Mar 1, 2010 3:18 PM MST reply actions  

Weak Argument

Different players… different positions…

Kobe is a wing player and typically wing players don’t foul as much as forwards. Forwards are defending the basket a lot more where there is more opportunity to foul.

by lrh86 on Mar 1, 2010 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

+1 for me

+6 for my siblings
+3 for my nephews
+4 for my nieces
+1 for my dog that sat by me during the woeful Nugget years
+2 for those two hobos I saw sleeping under the Denver Post sports section that had an article about the Nuggets

by Joelsopinion on Mar 1, 2010 3:25 PM MST reply actions  

and of those foul outs, how many were BS offensive foul calls?

I guess Carmelo’s rep from earlier in his career is catching up to him. Dwyane Wade would have gone to the FT line 51 or 52 times yesterday if Artest had been playing him like that…

by 12-piece Nuggets on Mar 1, 2010 3:28 PM MST reply actions  

+1

"Straight Cash Homey" Moss, Randy

by Battlecat on Mar 1, 2010 4:53 PM MST reply actions  

Aaron Afflalo says -1

http://pistonsnationblog.com/2007/07/30/arron-afflalo-interview/

[PN] What players did you try to emulate as a kid?

[AA] Byron Scott was definitely one of my inspirations growing up. I loved how he played the game and he’s why I wore #4 at UCLA. Then Kobe Bryant came along and I instantly fell in love with his game, so I tried to model a lot of my game after his.

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 1, 2010 8:37 PM MST reply actions  

Might be a good thing he liked Kobe so much

Probably watched a ton of his games, so he’s super-familiar with his moves and tendencies!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 1, 2010 9:19 PM MST up reply actions  

+1

"Don't chase the money, chase the dream"

by Garrett Olsen on Mar 1, 2010 9:18 PM MST reply actions  

+1

fa sho. Kobe’s such a lil beeyatchhhhhh knaa mean

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 1, 2010 10:29 PM MST reply actions  

+1

Kobe is a little hoe look like a hermaphrodite.

by NugNugz on Mar 2, 2010 7:22 AM MST reply actions  

+1

March 14, 2010: The great one returns!

by Phil H. on Mar 2, 2010 2:44 PM MST reply actions  

Nice Post

I wonder where AA ranks in effectiveness against Kobe? i.e. How does he match up against Artest, Bowen, Ginobli etc.?

by Joelsopinion on Mar 3, 2010 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

This just in

California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was very upset that his favorite team’s best player got his lunch stolen. He had some words for Arron Afflalo, the link to follow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtlPPZ6FFE

by Mplax on Mar 3, 2010 9:37 AM MST reply actions  

+1

"All by their heads, he places crowns."

Matt Prater, pre-2009 season: Despised, lambasted, Josh McDaniels is derided for not replacing him.
Matt Prater, post-2009 season: Loved, praised, everone forgets the time when they called Josh McDaniels an idiot for not replacing him.

by Tempestuous Binary on Mar 3, 2010 11:08 PM MST reply actions  

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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 4, 2010 12:09 PM MST reply actions  

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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM MST reply actions  

One +1 for everybody I know

And a random +11…

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 6, 2010 3:53 PM MST up reply actions  

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THAT SET YA BACK….DIDNT IT….AHAHAHAHAHA…lakers won even though kobe had a bad night….AHAHAHAHAHAHA

by hrghori on Mar 5, 2010 7:42 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

Delusional why?

I’d say it’s most likely because he’s a Laker fan… or more likely he’s a Laker fan because he’s delusional.

Food for thought…

by Mplax on Mar 5, 2010 11:14 PM MST up reply actions  

He's delusional because he's a L*ker fan

And being a L*ker fan makes him even more delusional.

This comment (by hrghori) made my day.

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 6, 2010 3:49 PM MST up reply actions  

Don't want to be the one to break it to you

but the Lakers won. 95-89

Though Afflalo’s D could be considered a moral victory for sane humans.

by Mplax on Mar 6, 2010 10:48 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh sorry

I thought the original Lakers fan meant the March 5th game…should’ve realized it was on a thread that came up as a response to the Denver-LA game.

Then again, he’s still a Lakers fan. And not a particularly intelligent one at that.

by Uh on Mar 7, 2010 8:12 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah...

But we don’t need l*ker fans trying to rub it in…I want to see Kobe get into another rape scandal and somehow jailed just in time for the playoffs.

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 7, 2010 9:33 AM MST up reply actions  

Nah, that would involve someone getting hurt and we don't want that

What I would like to see is Kobe continuing to play despite a plethora of worsening injuries…then his selfishness and insistence on taking every shot ends up knocking LA down to the #4 spot, where they lose to #5 OKC in a sweep.

by Uh on Mar 7, 2010 11:55 AM MST up reply actions  

Let's see that's about 45 comments to 1

which means no, it didn’t set us back. Unless you think we are counting by numbers, but +1 really just means we fully agree….posting – a ridiculous large number is quite immature little man.

March 14, 2010: The great one returns!

by Phil H. on Mar 5, 2010 8:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Um Phil H.

I don’t get what’s up with the 3/14/2010 thing in your signature. Can you please explain to me?

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 6, 2010 3:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, well it has nothing to do with basketball

Formula 1 actually, the first race of the year is next Sunday and one of my idol’s Michael Schumacher is coming back after 3 years retirement. So there ya go, I’ll change my sig after next Sunday.

March 14, 2010: The great one returns!

by Phil H. on Mar 6, 2010 4:32 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh sorry

I thought that it would like be like related to Jesus or something. Or pi.

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
""He’s a stiff." - The Legendary Doug Moe
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." - Weldon Drew
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
"We're just tough, man" - Chauncey Billups

by LACK on Mar 7, 2010 9:34 AM MST up reply actions  

Ha, I'm definitely not one of those "Jesus is coming! Apocalypse ahhhh!!!!" people

but who knows, maybe it will just happen…or not.

March 14, 2010: The great one returns!

by Phil H. on Mar 7, 2010 11:33 AM MST up reply actions  

+1

Lakers fans are to trolling as the New Jersey Nets are to scoring.

Not all that good at it, but at least they try!

I call it... The Avaslug!
I am the 1st and probably only official member of the David "Dr." Jones fanclub. Until I get the newsletter out, anyway.

Syracuse Basketball 2010: Big East Champs!!! G'Orange!

by UZ on Mar 7, 2010 4:53 AM MST reply actions  

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