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For the Birdman thing...

It’s plainly because we’ve been expecting more out of him now that he has a good contract. His stats are a bit lower, but it can be attributed to his knee. However, those knee issues are often chronic, which could pose a big problem in a couple years.

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by LACK on Feb 1, 2010 5:12 PM MST reply actions  

more birdman more better

that was the thought last season. the more minutes he plays the more productive he would be. with the 3 player rotation at center and power forward andersen plays 12 consecutive minutes when he subs for nene at the 8 minute mark of the the 1st quarter. out of the 3 players kmart is the only one that thrives. nene and chris would be better off having a 2 player rotation at center.

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow

by nohoops4u on Feb 1, 2010 6:11 PM MST reply actions  

exactly with the 2 player rotation

Bird is an energy guy. Give him stretches and he’ll be brilliant. 12 consecutive minutes will not get the best board produciton out of him

by GottaLoveMelo on Feb 3, 2010 6:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Since when do we expect Birdman to score?

I’m more concerned with his rebounding and blocked shots.

by GoldenNugget on Feb 1, 2010 11:25 PM MST reply actions  

That’s why I threw myself up there … just seemed like Bird had a lot of out of nowhere games where’d he put up 10+ points with putbacks and dirty work. I was wrong.

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by Nate Timmons on Feb 2, 2010 2:18 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah...I think Bird is alright.

He’s getting like 2 more minutes a game. Rebounds are basically the same and he’s averaging about just over half a block less than last year. With him obviously being hurt and the NBA more aware that Birdman will swoop away with your shot attempt…I’m not mad at his production this year.

by GottaLoveMelo on Feb 3, 2010 8:21 AM MST up reply actions  

Chauncey

That Chauncey article on ESPN from last spring is almost the best thing ever.

Man would it ever be a great ending to the story to have him finally lead the Nuggets to a championship.

by ParkHillNative on Feb 2, 2010 1:12 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

That would secure his place in Denver sports history

On the same level as Elway. That would be sick and well deserved for such a classy guy.

by Artimus Mangilord on Feb 2, 2010 1:20 PM MST up reply actions  

what the article does NOT say

when ray billups gets up at 3:30 am to go to work. he gets to the safeway distribution center at 4:30 am. he works in a refrigerated warehouse the size of a football field. the temperature is kept at a constant minus fifteen degrees fahrenheit.

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow

by nohoops4u on Feb 2, 2010 4:36 PM MST up reply actions  

I know you're the numbers guy and all

But negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit? You just pulled that out of the air, didn’t you.

by Artimus Mangilord on Feb 2, 2010 4:44 PM MST up reply actions  

I imagine he meant celcius

Or he pulled it out of the air, lol

by Gasus on Feb 2, 2010 4:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Who are you Mickey!

C’mon Rock, ya bum!

I can honestly say I’ve never met anyone that worked in a meat locker.

by Joelsopinion on Feb 4, 2010 12:58 PM MST up reply actions  

yo adrian

CATCH ME!

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow

by nohoops4u on Feb 4, 2010 3:48 PM MST up reply actions  

meat lockers are kept around

plus 30 degrees fahrenheit. that is a 55 degree temperature difference. rocky punching a side of beef at minus 15 would be like hitting a brick wall with your fist.

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow

by nohoops4u on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Ted Williams

In that case, I’ll just take the brick wall and skip the sub-zero warehouse.

Is Safeway in the business of cryogenic storage of the deceased rich and eccentric now? Contracted by the state to imprison T-1000? What gives with 15 below if meat lockers are that much warmer? Not the right forum for this, I know, but you’ve intrigued me…

by Artimus Mangilord on Feb 4, 2010 4:09 PM MST up reply actions  

minus 15

things like ice creme and other items you find in the freezer section of a grocery store. the few meat items that are stored are frozen turkeys for the holidays. they will stock pile those starting in the summer. it is cheaper to keep a dead turkey in deep freeze then to keep it alive and having to feed it. meat warehouses have product in bulk. another issue you have is freezer burn. freezing a product, thawing it and freezing it again damages the meat in more ways then one. there are strict federal standards established for meat products that include in house and outside inspections.

pick up a calf every day pretty soon you will be picking up a cow

by nohoops4u on Feb 4, 2010 4:47 PM MST up reply actions  

What about Jazz fans?

I have herd some of the most ridiculous comments from Jazz fans in the past couple of weeks. Their current streak which is good for second best behind Denver of course has Jazz fans not only saying their team is the best team in the NBA, yes Denver LA, Clev etc. But Jazz fans are predicting Utah to be ahead of Denver in the NW y March first. HAHAHA.

by Garrett Olsen on Feb 2, 2010 1:49 PM MST reply actions  

Sound like Portland fans

Mormons. I mean, morons. Sorry. We’re a small market team but for the most part our fans know their NBA, and don’t go around making outrageous proclamations like this. I’m glad I live where I do so I can get some oxygen to my brain!

by GoldenNugget on Feb 2, 2010 9:41 PM MST up reply actions  

Utah doesn't have any other pro sports teams

I think they might have a MLS team, but MLS is the minor league to the Premier League in Europe.

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by LACK on Feb 8, 2010 4:40 PM MST up reply actions  

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