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Is the apocalypse upon us?...

When I used to subscribe to Sports Illustrated (I canceled after they cheerleaded the blatantly fraudulent 1998 home run race between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa to sell magazines, only to jump on the steroids-in-baseball bandwagon about three years too late...and they're supposed to be "journalists"), I always looked forward to that little blurb in the front of the magazine titled "This Week's Sign That the Apocalypse Is Upon Us."

I don't know if SI still runs that little piece each week or not, but if so I'm assuming the next issue will point out Broncos' legend (and water walker) John Elway marrying a - gulp - former Raiders cheerleader.

At any moment now, I expect to see my good, earnest friends rise up into the heavens along with Kirk Cameron.

May I be the first to serve up my congratulations to #7. And at 41 years old, she's damn hot.

We'll get back to basketball blogging tomorrow...

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I have to put today's loss on #7. There can't be any other explanation for losing to a JV team like the Chefs.

by parce on Sep 28, 2008 4:03 PM MDT reply actions  

First off, DAMN! I was just as shocked to see that his future wife is an X Raider Cheerleader, but at John's age, all I can do is give him a huge mile high salute. I agree with the guy above me about the game though.

by Goldennugget on Sep 29, 2008 12:19 AM MDT reply actions  

I put it on #6

by Zachm219 on Sep 29, 2008 12:39 AM MDT reply actions  

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